Black & White Golf Towel – “I Use This Towel to Clean My Balls”

Keep your kit clean and your group laughing.
Our Brilliantly Bad Golf Towel is a black-and-white microfiber towel proudly stamped with “I USE THIS TOWEL TO CLEAN MY BALLS.” It clips right onto your bag and handles mud, grass, and sand so your shots stay clean—even if your humor doesn’t.

Why You’ll Love It:

😂 Built-In Banter – The “I use this towel to clean my balls” print guarantees a laugh on every tee box.

💧 High-Performance Microfiber – Super-absorbent, quick-drying material that wipes dirt from balls, clubs, and grips with ease.

🏌️ Course-Ready Size – Big enough for real cleaning, compact enough not to drag or get in the way.

⛳ Easy Clip-On Design – Includes a convenient hook so you can attach it to any golf bag in seconds.

⚫⚪ Clean Black & White Look – Simple, bold design that works for any golfer and any bag setup.

Upgrade your bag with gear that actually works—and a towel that lets everyone know exactly what you use it for.